My Shift at A&W

(Trollpasta by ME >:D wh)

For a while, I had been looking for a job. I wanted to work at a fast-food place because it was my dream. Being in the back working with greasy slop or just being a cashier sounded like great fun to me. Not anymore. Especially after my time with A&W.

I searched and searched around for a fast food place that seemed best for me. McDonald's was tempting, BurgerKing was #3 on my list, and KFG I mean KFC (typo) was also a high choice for me. Then something caught my retinas.

"A&W LOOKING FOR JOBS" I saw in bright orange and red letters in a dumb font.

"WHAT A DANDY FONT!!!!" I yelled when I saw it.

"WANNA SIGN UP??!?!?!? CLICK HERE!!!!" It said below the ugly logo. I instantly clicked on it. It linked to a fill out sheet that I filled out and sent. I waited a day and nothing happened. Then another day past. Nothing. Then finally on the third day, I recieved an email!!! This is padding for the story!!!!!!!!!!!

"WE TOTALLY WANT YOUR THIN ASS TO WORK HERE!!!!!!!!!!"

Hearing that, more like reading but I hear with my eyes now, I jumped out of my seat and went to my local A&W. I live in Indonesia so it is the Indonesian A&W!!!!! THE BEST ONE!!!!

So I MOSY my tHIN ASS over there and the manager has a HYPERREALISTIC robust body with hawaiian sweet roll arms. “My god it’s SPORTACUS!!!!!” I say to myself.

Indonesian Sportacus.

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So SPORTACUS tells me, “THERE IS A SPOOKY GHOST IN THIS HERE INDONESIA because the indonesia. The restaurant is MINE! Though so that’s why I still own this place.”

I said, “OKAY DARLING!!!!!” then batted my headlights and skipped away.

I went down the FNAF-like hallway and looked at the DELICIOUS SCENERY. There was a cupcake pillow in the window with an eerie grin on its face. I didn't like it. There were also bulbous children drawings on the walls. All I remembered from them was a drawing of a redneck snowman... weird... I went to the cash register and waited for people to come in.

One of the customers was a lesbian couple and they kept calling each other darling... EW! (TBH one of them looked like Pyrocynical) Another customer was Time's mom wh. Then, at the end of my shift, was the GHOST.

THE SPOOKY GHOST WAS A SHRIVELLED OLD MAN GHOST THAT CRAB WALKED INTO THE BUILDING. 100 years old and still kicking I always like to say! HE STROLLED UP TO THE COUNTER WITH HIS CRAB WALK AND SAID, "Can I have some chubby chicken with some chubby mayo. please? :)"

I imploded.

I never worked at A&W again.