Uncle Grandpa took my mom's soul

(Trollpasta by Hyper)

Thunder.

Just thunder this morning. It was because of last night. Only 3 hours and 45 minutes ago. I could not stop thinking about it...

How Uncle Grandpa took my mom's soul.

Y-yes a very stupid show took my mom's soul. Absolutely.

It was the bREAK OF DAWN™ and my mom was up.

Of course I was up! I was just watching shipping videos of Deigo and Sid all night. It's a normal night routine for any human. Then I heard the tv turn on. My mom is up? I thought to my self, Inconceivable!

I got up out of my chair and went down stairs. It was inded my mom sitting on the couch watching and episode of Uncle Grandpa.

"Mom?" I said.

She turned around and stared into my soul.

"Oh? Oh." I said.

Maybe she didn't have her coffee yet...

I went into the kitchen and grabbed some Mr. Circle's™ Top Ramen Noodles™ and launched it into the microwave.

As it was cooking I heard a weird sound. I can't really describe it... But it sounded like an explosion. Not that an explosion matters. So I just IGNORED IT™.

Then I heard another sound. It was my dog FIDO™ scratching at the snorty screen door. Then he farted because LOLZ XD™™™™. When I let him in he barfed up a lot of baby maggots all over the floor.

"WHAT™?????" I yelled.

Then I started to question why everything had a trademark™ on it...

I just IGNORED™™™™ it and grabbed my rayman™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™ noodles wh and went back to my room.

I checked my TUMBLR™ and I was spammed with "no" about 20 times. I had no idea what it was about, but I just PRESSED ON™. I should have just called this story ™ wh.

Anyways I heard something A BUMPIN™ downstairs so I went to check it out.

MY MOM WAS TWERKING™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™!!!!!!

Literally.

She was twerking in her chair as Uncle Grandpa was too. They had a SOULTOUCH™ moment.

Then my mom's soul was sucked™™ from the tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"ohhh noooooooooooooooooooo" I yelled. I was completely heart broken!™

Her soul was just STEAL STOLEN™ and my mom was turned into Uncle Grandpa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

wh

Then a skeleton popped out.